I know a lot of people don’t know what it feels like to have a beard, but let me hit you with some knowledge. Whenever you have a beard in the winter, everyone and their mother is like, “Nice beard, you growing it out to stay warm in the winter.” Or, “You should be in Duck Dynasty.”
For me, I am not growing a beard to stay warm for the winter. I do it for two reasons:
- I’m too lazy to take the 20 minutes to shave it.
- I like petting it when I am thinking.
Anyway, I ended up learning that the beard does keep you warm during the winter. It helped me while I cleared my driveway.